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10 . Respect Nature and think government should too !!!
9 . Will not bow to party politics, as I am partyless .
8 . Never rode in a Limo !!!
7 . Ross Perot is running in 2000 as well.
6 . We haven't had a bearded President in over eight decades...
5 . Kemp has already won. (don't you read the papers?)
4 . Never been bribed .
3 . Don't personally know any mobsters, or other politicians.
2 . I need the money.
1 . I did inhale, but was smart enough to exhale...
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