Humor me please...

For those of you who have been returning to this site for the humorous side of things, I am sorry but the more I look the less funny things seem to be! However I continue to add bits of humor to everything (it tends to help keep me sane !!) However if you consider yourself part of the moral right you will probably find this entire site full of humor..
Jokes are followed by links at the bottom of this page :p

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'
. . . and that's how the fight started

Science Corner...
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That`s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. And... Now you know the REST of the story...

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number
of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at
an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually
produce all the world`s great literary works in Braille.

Red Neck train...

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The Roast of Weed

If weed got its own Comedy Central roast...

Posted by CollegeHumor on Saturday, October 18, 2014