How Sleazy Are You?

1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points
3. Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
4. Ever been drunk? 2 points
5. Ever play drinking games? 2 points
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points

BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person +2 points

8. Wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points
10 Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? 5 points
11 Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points

BONUS: 1 point for each additional day (Max 7 points)

12 Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
13 Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
14 Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points
15 Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
16 Ever sell drugs? 8 points
17 Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
18 Ever used barbiturates? 8 points
19 Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
20 Ever used narcotics? 10 points
21 Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
22 Ever been on a date? 2 points
23 Ever been felt up or groped? 2 points
24 Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
25 Ever had a shower with the opposite sex? (same sex if gay) 5 points
26 Ever paid for sex? 8 points
27 Taken advantage of someone while they were loaded? 4 points
28 Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors? 8 points
29 Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points BONUS: to orgasm 2 points
30 Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points BONUS: to orgasm 2 points
31 Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points
32 Ever contract an STD? 12 points
33 Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
34 Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
35 Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
36 Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
37 Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
38 Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
39 Engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
40 Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism? 8 points
41 Ever used sex toys? 6 points
42 Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
43 Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
44 Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points
45 Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
46 Ever licked or have someone lick toes? 2 points ears? 1 point
47 Ever had sex with a relative? 5 points
48 Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
49 Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? 20 points
50 Ever been arrested? 8 points BONUS: If convicted 7 points

BONUS Question Did you think of more questions that should be added here? Add 10 points

SCORING:
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make our scale
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max
161-200 You're a danger to society! Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell

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