Dear President Clinton, ...
As for your efforts to start a war,
because someone attacked someone else,
seven or so years ago at our urging,
so we could use up a lot of bombs,
( that where rapidly reaching their expiration dates),
and so we could try out
all of our latest war toys
we have created,
and now after allowing us
to search his country for several years,
refuses to honor his forced U.N sanctioned promise
for a weapons search's,
of his upstairs maids bathroom,
for weapon component's,
that may allow him
to be able to create bombs,
with which,
he may at sometime in the future
attack us or someone else
whom we may be friends
with at that time,
and so we can try out
our newest war toys,
against someone who hasn't a chance
of really embarrassing the US military
even though the UN,
most of of our so called allies,
the citizens of the United States
and all our enemies,
say that this would be

an unprovoked act of war...

Have you seen Wag the Dog yet?
I just want to know how
Hollywood got the script so far in advance?
As for Clinton's latest scandal
Americans have only one question
"does she spit or swallow?"
Darkside