Everybody always wants to know how nice are you...
How Good, how bad, how generous how funny...

Today I was poised with the question "Do you like crude humor?"
of course it was a lead in for a crude joke, it wasn't very funny and maybe too crude
When he finished, I told him that it wasn't crude and funny,
and so he jumped to the conclusion that I didn't think it was crude...
Then came the second question, "How crude can you be?"

So I told him about fathers day...
I stopped (unannounced )to visit a woman, whom I went to school with and was my neighbor at one point.
It has been about thirty years since we last saw each other. (on senior trip)
where I grew up, it was town joke about what girls you could just pull in the drive and blow the horn...
So I pulled in and blew my horn, She came out and about ten feet behind her a man was walking (japanese wife style)
She walked up to my car and husband in tow.
She asked "What are you doing here?"
"I replied it's fathers day" (I was born on fathers day)
"SO?", she replied
I said, "Well, just because you got rid of it, without telling me,
doesn't make me any less of a father..."

"The divorce is final in two weeks"

That is how mean crude rude and funny I can be...

"2008" DARKSIDE


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