Milk and Bestiality

With all the moral right's furor over transsexuals, promiscuity, nudity, AIDS, prostitution, and teenage sex,
I just can't see why they haven't come down on those sick milk drinkers yet. What you ask?
The religious right tells us that fondling, touching or sucking on breasts is a sexual act
(unless of course you are are baby,then it's natural).
Furthermore adults drinking breast milk is just plain sick and immoral.
Now sex with animals is defined by the moral right as bestiality.
Therefore it seems to follow that drinking cows milk is bestiality. Right?
Further proof can be found in a close examination of how this custom came about.
so men sucking or milking these beasts were certainly performing an act of bestiality.
Another thought provoking connection is how man came to develop the process of milking.
A close examination of a cows teat will show the similarity to a man's penis and the motion of milking
is extremely similar to masturbation or a hand job, so how do you suppose the milking technique was discovered?
Anyway I just wanted to point out this sickness before you all go to hell for something you never thought about...


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