Top Ten Reasons
to vote for

Ronald E . Gascon
(AKA)
John Galt Jr
for President in 2016


10. Government no longer represents the people

9. Forced Blood Draws

8. Too many Babies being blown up by stun grenades

7. War on Culture

6. Patriot Act...

5. War on Terror

4. I remember Rainbow Farm

3. More experience at running for president than any other candidate

2. We haven't had a bearded President for a 100 years

1. Dogs Like me


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