Top Ten Reasons
to vote for
Ronald E . Gascon
(AKA)
John
Galt Jr
for President in 2016
10. Government no longer represents the people
8. Too many Babies being blown up by stun grenades
3. More experience at running for president than any other candidate
2. We haven't had a bearded President for a 100 years
1. Dogs Like me
John Galt jr
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